FROSS

Like many 3rd Congressional District voters, I was perplexed by Jason Chaffetz’ precipitous abdication from his telegenic House duties sussing out the bad actors in government circles. That role, no doubt, gave Jason early warning concerning upcoming debacles. What if, every time he ran a smell test on the president, it kept coming back redolent of borscht, newly laundered money and bad vodka … Trump brand, I guess. Chaffetz then courageously decided that true political leadership could be best demonstrated by being the First Rat Off a Sinking Ship (FROSS in guv’mint lingo). Way to go, Jason! I’ll follow you anywhere.